Why Artie Lange Is On Stern Show Hiatus?

The New York Post is reporting, and I’m sure it will spread and a lot of the stories will be false, but it looks like Artie Lange, comedian and part of The Howard Stern Show, stabbed himself nine times, at least so says the always reliable “source close to a management team.” Here’s wishing the best to him so that when he gets well he can make jokes about him stabbing himself nine times and 50 cent being shot nine times. Get well, Artie!